alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

joel + describing words

scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

sliceofbri:

short hair pros

  • no tangles
  • only 1 box of dye no matter how thick your hair is!
  • wow you save like $18372 on shampoo and product
  • people can play with your hair without getting tangles
  • can fluff it like a punk or slick it back like a classy person

short hair cons

  • like 3 style options. maybe 4.
  • no mermaid hair when you swim
  • no hair-stache
  • sticks up at crazy angles while you sleep
  • can never sleep with wet hair
  • ever.

coldhearted-icequeen:

hueva-york:

la-bufadora:

businessinsider:

Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience

yoooo what i need by tomorrow

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

omg I saw this and just now re-did my resume

millenniumtrampstamp:

phantomdoodler:

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DOES THAT FUCKING LOOK LIKE YOUR DRAGON

i’ll stop reblogging this when i stop finding it hilarious

LIKE WHY DOES NOT MANY PEOPLE TALK ABOUT JON???

the-risemonger:

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BECAUSE LIKE LOOK AT HIM???

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HIS ARMS ARE LIKE HOLY SHIT LET THEM CARESS ME

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THE WAY HE DRESSES BE IT LIKE THIS

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OR LIKE THIS IS JUST FUCKING AMAZING HE COULD HELLA PULL IT OFF

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HIS EYES

THEY’RE SO BLUE YOU CAN DROWN IN THEM

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BUT OVER ALL LOOK AT HIM

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HE’S

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SUCH

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A FUCKING

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CUTE

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DORK

**This has been a Jon appreciation post.**

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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achievementhvnter:

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